(via musiccitylove)

Your next door neighbor, Senor Largo, asks you for a ride to school tomorrow!

i think i just died…….LOL 

• Me:Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
• Mom:It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
• Me:I DID MY WAITING!
• Mom:Oh, god, not again.
• Me:TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
• Mom:Every time.
• Me:IN AZKABAN!

danceofthedopehat:

ABSOLUTELY nothing sexual happened because we are all sweaty, tired and hungry. 

(via ihavearedphone)

Brianne Cozzette!

(Source: theflaggirl, via dcifreak)

(Source: ludgateing, via jumpbabyfly)

musiccitylove:

This is perfection. 

(Source: sephirona)

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juststaylovelyy:

iamthegodoflovemagicandswag:

Boom. A Lion in Bed. Take notes. ;D

“the sexy one” ….Imma derp

(Source: karla-mori, via emma-loves-spudmuffins)

• one third of me:I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute
• one third of me:sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
• one third of me:fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves